JunkYark

2002-03-18T10:24:00.000-08:00

where's the beef? right here

2002-02-19T20:05:00.000-08:00

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2002-01-07T11:30:00.000-08:00

I am tired of people trashing my girlfriend on the net, so I decided to post a response.

First of all, Amber is not evil for not having a party. Unlike us at the old junkyard, she actually lives there, and didn't rent out a place so she could party all winter. She does not owe us shit. I invited her over to our place in the summer, so if you have any problems with stuff she did over the summer, talk to me about it. She was not messy, especially compared with us, and even cleaned up once or twice. Any food she ate was either mine or hers. If anyone remembers, she had parties in her old dorm room all the time for us. And as for being an annoying drunk, we've all been annoying at one time or another. It happens. Get over it.

When I said that I wouldn't have had a New Years party, I meant that I wouldn't have had one if I was in her position. Of course the Junkyard would have had the rockingest New Years ever, but Amber does not live in the Junkyard. Had we partied there, their food would have been eaten and things would have been wrecked. Even though the hotel this year wasn't as messed up as last year, it was still pretty shitty. And don't say that no one wanted to go there. In the weeks leading up to New Years, I got asked almost every day if Amber was having a party. Yes, it was nice of Payne to put his name down for a hotel room, but neither he nor anyone else really had to deal with the broken window or the other messes that we left.

Amber was not the only one of her roommates that didn't want to have a party. Everyone in that house pays equal shares of the rent, and therefore everyone has a say in what goes on there, and has to respect the wishes of everyone else.

Also, I think that it was incredibly classless of people to show up at that last little get-together for Payne and trash my girlfried there. She invited people over as a nice thing to do for Andrew on his last night here, and got shit on when she didn't want her food eaten. If you don't like her, then don't fucking take advantage of her for her house.

People talk shit about my girlfried behind her back. Then they expect her to have them over so they can party and wreck her house.

Fuck off.

2001-12-23T18:25:00.000-08:00

Flogging a Dead Horse. Again.

I've decided to once again try to revive this blog, mostly out of boredom. I don't really know/care if anyone reads this, it's just something I can do to avoid wrapping presents, since I had to return Grand Theft Auto 3. Great game.

What I think about Stuff

- Bars are a waste of money unless you're already hammered, and even then you'll probably leave poor.
- The payrolls of teams like the Yankees have ruined pro baseball.
- Post secondary education is overrated.
- Canada's hockey team has a better shot at gold this year than they did in Nagano. Skilled hockey may not be as fun as North American style goon hockey, but it's a sad fact that skill wins out every time.
- Lord of the Rings is by far the best movie ever made. Elves kick ass.
- Weed is better than alcohol for about half a million different reasons.
- In general, girls are terrible with money.
- The Family Guy is the best show on TV.
- There is nothing that isn't cool about ninjas.

That's all I have to say today. Maybe I will say more later.

2001-12-10T16:51:00.000-08:00

Staying alive ....

2001-12-06T06:50:00.000-08:00

time to post.
I have never posted here.... don't know why I can

2001-10-01T07:34:00.000-07:00

Okay then

Too Much time......rrrrrrright

2001-09-11T21:25:00.000-07:00

Post??? Post?? I am the post that can boast the most toast. Moofat gettimng you ___>> or over? Yaj dun precious! I attack Amtreedoo... Lakgd footot asking price??? aislo fgiuuig asdfjgkh fickle marsh, never gotten illt. Illy, I mean,

Who the fuck bombed the mother fucking states?? Jesus. Who, and why??? Those people are dead now. Fucking terrorists!! I can't even begin to inagine. Holy fucking shit.

Anyway, I from now on refuse to ever wear any product whose brand name ends in a z, or a u. NO hip hop yaa all gangsta.
Jack fufuufuuuu!!

2001-09-05T09:00:00.000-07:00

HELLO

Wanna know what's cool? I get to post here. You know what's cooler? My blogger page.

2001-09-02T21:43:00.000-07:00

Go here. Now!

2001-09-02T21:11:00.000-07:00

All's well that ends with no damage deposit back.

Well, summer is over, and I figured I'd write down some crap about the whole thing cuz I have nothing better to do.

Funniest night - When Payne was really drunk and put make up all over his face in a kind of war mask. I have never laughed so hard.

Most vicious quote - "Tracy Flynn got fat off cum." (That Crystal girl said it) Take that!

My favorite quote - "Fuck that I'm Micmac" (Payne)

Other funny quotes - "The bathroom smells like cock again" (Mike) , By da Jesus up in smoke (Payne), Jeff's sub zero rant (something about him being fucking cold, can't quite remember), and me saying you smokum peace pipe. there are many other great quotes, but I can't even begin to write them all down.

Best Parties - The first one (because it was the first, and it was pretty much just close friends), Toga (fuck that was a fucking good time), and the last party. Fuck yeah.

Loudest sick guy - Payne when he's puking. Jesus.

Low point - Digging through the carpet for hoots at 4:30 am.

High point - After we found the hoots, at around 4:45 am. Booyah.

Thing that pissed me off - Not nearly enough nude dancers. Plus Payne would never shut that closet light off. And I still haven't gotten my shorts back. And I lost all of my patch cords. Fuck.

My drink of choice - ended up being citrus twist. It's chick liquor, but what the hell. It's good. Fuck off.

Best guy movie - Bloodsport. Fuck yeah.

Best stolen object - Definitely the Froggies sign. Pure genius.

That's all for now folks. Tune in later for more reminiscing.
GO GO GO GO!!!!!!

2001-09-02T10:41:00.000-07:00

Shut this page down. Now.

2001-08-28T09:50:00.000-07:00

lol hackin hax0r

2001-08-27T08:48:00.000-07:00

hey everyone...
have ya every had one of those days when ya just wanna threw an ol' smelly banana at someone?? huh?? have ya??!!! ..I'm having one of those days. its sucks too...I just wanna go home. anyways so that was a pretty mofo wicked party on saturday. word dogg. weeeeeeeelllllllllllll I best be goin.gotsta go.lata gataz

2001-08-24T22:13:00.000-07:00

Junkyark wants you! if you want to write something you can use this account ...

User name : JunkGuest
Password : junk

Have fun.

2001-08-20T20:50:00.000-07:00

Well I have just read the dirtydozen guestbook. We should have the people like that write shit on here. Will in my drunkness I will make so cool it will blow off you socks.

2001-08-20T20:41:00.000-07:00

Never give out your password or credit card number in an instant message conversation.
credit Card # 5610 2653 5876 5457 ext 03/03

Tyler says:
Come home soon you magnificent bastard
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
Hey way to steal Brent's line
Tyler says:
ok i said it first
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
Well brent posted it first
Tyler says:
yup
Tyler says:
what the hell are you on a computer up there so much
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
What else am I going to do?
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
I'm in the mountains
Tyler says:
out west shit
Tyler says:
not up west shit
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
What?
Tyler says:
Its an Inside Island joke
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
Ok sure
Tyler says:
so what's you been up to there
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
Nothing
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
I got a pair of jeans
Tyler says:
really are the tight?
Tyler says:
or Black?
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
Yes and yes
Tyler says:
Thats a good look ..... for you.
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
That's a good look for everyone
Tyler says:
But jeff
Dave Grohl's Biggest Fan says:
Nope including Jeff
Tyler says:
Maybe Jeff ... If there is holes in them .....yes then they would like good

I didn't tell taylor yet!! Ha ha ha ha ......

2001-08-17T23:10:00.000-07:00

Shit Man, who the hell reads this whit. No offence. Loosers.

That was so sarcastic and mean spirited. I am so down on myself.

I AM A GOOD PERSON

I had to say it.

later

2001-08-17T22:34:00.000-07:00

What the HELL?

i can;t see the computer screen very well. it's hard because my vision is becomming both fogged and tunnelly. Weird eh? i still can't seee and it hurts to try so i am now going to type with myeues closed. how am i doing? it is fun to tupe blindly. i keep looking at the screen just to see how good i am at tupong with my eyes closed. look at me, i am cool look at me i am good this is fun i can type look at how good i am yay yay yay

let's see if i can tupe while lying down how am i doing? i am so totally tasleep this is a cool new thing for me to do

nighty night

i am so tired so i am going to try to lie on the desk and t

2001-08-16T06:02:00.000-07:00

Why?

"Like a talk show, only with more drunkeness, men, and obscenities."

I'm not a man.

2001-08-12T20:23:00.000-07:00

must go here

2001-08-10T02:00:00.000-07:00

Why the fuck am I here?
It's 6:00am and I didn't sleep all fucking night. I'm not drunk or high or anything, just didn't sleep.
Now I'm on a fucking computer. Jesus Crust. Fuck.

2001-08-08T20:06:00.000-07:00

I just broke a UPEI computer

I think that I just wrecked a computer at school. the keyboard stopped working and started beeping no matter what i pressed. it's kind of funny and i don't feel bad because deep down inside, i know that at least one cent of that computer belongs to me. all for me.

Who drank my smirnof ice?

2001-08-08T19:55:00.000-07:00

I hate putting that crap in my teeth that makes it white. No, not sperm. The other kind.
Fuck that shit you know what I'm saying. I'm eskimo/micmac. Fuck man.

So I was playing horn downtown the other day, and a guy walking by stops to take our picture. He's just standing there, focusing the camera. All of a sudden, this big fat bitch on a motorized wheelchair comes up behind him on the ramp and yells "Out of my way, I'm handicapped!" or some crap like that. Some people just piss me off. She could have waited three fucking seconds until the guy took the fucking picture. Jesus.

Our party on the weekend was weird, too many people I don't know. On the plus side, I was sick so I got messed up for free and fast. Viva Senor Burns!!!

Roger roger, roger. Over and out.

2001-08-08T19:50:00.000-07:00

Oh Yeah!

I forgot that I could post to this page.

2001-08-06T16:17:00.000-07:00

50000 seconds left .....

Long long time ago in a far far away place a child was born. 1000's came from far and away to look a this child and wounder from were he got his over powering good looks and intelligents. His name was "Tyler the Great".

the end

Ok so I now have 50,000 no wait 49,489 seconds left of my childhood. On the one hand I feel that I did every that there was to be done, but other times I feel that I miss out on so much. But in an over view

2001-08-04T18:15:00.000-07:00

What The Hell
Well lets see it's about 10 after 10 and I am home on my computer writing this message when I should be at the junkyard getting wasted. I went out tonight thinking I was going to get fucking plastered, however when I got the the junkyard I found the lights off and the door locked. Basicly I would just like to send a fuck you out to pain for not informing me that they were going out.

2001-08-02T11:23:00.000-07:00

Cracking the Code

Its been a while now that I have been hanging around with the dirtydozen. I have learned many things. The most important is never ever tell them that you don't like something or you will be sorry. The dirtydozen are petty, bitter and sarcastic people that use the same jokes over and over. I just thought I would warn people of the evilness. By the way guys love the pic of me on you page. Can you see the sarcasm ...

Warning ..... This story my bore the hell out of you .... Warning

We all had a great time on Brents birthday without brent. A really good time. Around midnight we order a student party pizza, but had to get it sent to browns court. When 12:15 came around no one would walk up there with me and I put it on my credit card so i had to go get it. All I remember from the walk there is the hunger. When I got there These people that had just moved in started to talk to me. So I got a glass of water off them and talked for a bit. I have no clue what I talked to them about. After they left I walked over to the street light and waited for the pizza ....... by the time I got back to the junkyard an hour had passed by.

2001-07-31T00:20:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Brent

Its 4:15 in the morning and we[brent, taylor, ,jon, me] are all in kelly @ UPEI. I have my PS2 with me and I really want to hook it up to the big screen, But there is some loser in here with us? What kind of person comes to a computer Lab @ 4:15 in the morning?

2001-07-30T05:00:00.000-07:00

Best Quotes of the Summer

I'm trying to put together a list of the summers' best quotes, from everyone associated with the junkyard. It's tough, because as I write this I am forgetting them all. I'll put down the ones I can think of off the top of my head, and anyone who wants to add to this list can either post additions or email me.

Jeff - Elf: Oh come on, it's summer!
Me - You smokum peace pipe?
Mike - The bathroom smells like cock again.
Payne - Everything he says. His best quote will be the topic of a future post (though it might be "I could get it up, but I couldn't get it out").

That's about all I can remember right now. Pretty sad really. There have been so many, but I can't think of them. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Oh yeah, definitely the most hate-filled quote of the summer so far was what's her name (Crystal, I think) saying "Tracy Flynn got fat off cum". Take that.

Send me more quotes, or I will smother your firstborn with a pillow.

Over and out.

2001-07-29T21:23:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday Taylor and Zain

2001-07-28T10:28:00.000-07:00

Hired Goons

Thanks to James Pate, every call now made form the junkyard will come up on caller display as "Hired Goons" (for those who don't get it, it's a simpsons reference). How cool is that?

That is all.

2001-07-26T14:57:00.000-07:00

This is my first post
hey hey
that's all for now

2001-07-26T11:39:00.000-07:00

Aahhhoooo....

The is the nose of a pissed off Teady Bear. I want to kill everone that looks at me ... well almost just to people that won't tell me what I want to hear. Well i say screw the whole world. Fuck you world Now that I have vented I will tell you whats wrong. Student loans people didn't tell me what i wanted to hear. I hate Canadian Goverment In other news I told my parents that I am moving out in the fall. They took to news very good. I think its because they want my sorry ass out.

Hey Jeff you sure missed out last night. Me, Brent and Taylor had a reaming good time(inside joke). Little peace of advice for everlone don't fall of a jungle gym it hurts. I don't know whats goin on to night? I am going over to the junkyard after class we should do some dudes.

2001-07-24T21:17:00.000-07:00

Look at all the people

wow I haven't posted in a long time I guess it takes a while to get use to. Well i am not in a very funny mood because it is too hot in my house. Welcome new posters and posties .... well i am off to bed.

later

2001-07-24T20:40:00.000-07:00

Working 1 to 10. What a way to make a livin'

Great title for a post

Go read my post here. I said all there is to say

2001-07-22T11:37:00.000-07:00

Helloooo

I don't know what to write. I was just being nice because Bobby asked me to post on this site so I said okay.
That is all.

2001-07-18T17:55:00.000-07:00

The original cool

Also the original person to use "End Communication". Well, actually it was Kang on the simpsons, but I used it before Bob. Smelly Bob. Yeah, I guess I'll post on here too, when I can find the time. Anyway, gotta go post here now.

Link

End Communication

2001-07-17T18:36:00.000-07:00

Who's the Boss?

Not me. The boss is actually Tony Danza. That crazy Italian. In other news, thursday is bar night. I think I might try to go out. Friday is **** night. Saturday is party night, so let's party like it's 1999. Only harder than we did in 1999.I wish I could be more like Tony Danza. FUCK YOU TONY, I'M PRETTY COOL TOO. For some great online gaming, go here. There is nothing cooler than online role-playing, right guys? Yeah, I am the sheeeit. Uh-huh. I'm the boss.

END COMMUNICATION.

2001-07-16T13:19:00.000-07:00

Welcome Jon

There is many new things happening at the junkyark. First of all we have a new member in our team Jon. Second as you can see there are Links and a Music section on the side of our page. Once a week each of us will pick a song for the music section. Stay toned for more new things too come.

2001-07-16T11:58:00.000-07:00

Greatness Will Happen

Everyone. Greatness will happen. Once all the junkyark members join, this site will sore towards the legendary status of this site

2001-07-15T22:22:00.000-07:00

We're here for a Good time ... not a long time

Could those words be any more right ? I don't think so ... Great song by Trooper. Its been a while since I have made a post and a lot has happened ... too bad I can't remember it. I went deep sea fishing on saturday ... and missed the party. Sorry Everyone. We have two new members @ the junkyard Chris M and Jeff D. So start making posts you too. Thanks goes out to all the people who are reading our page. "You've got me under your spell" - known ... I have my way with women. Alison for beening the 102 person on our page you get ONE FREE PANCAKE BREAKFAST(or a dollor)!! And last but not least " .... Um they don't satisfy women ... " - Taylor you would know that wouldn't you taylor.

later

2001-07-11T15:00:00.000-07:00

Why?

I just woke up in the middle of a CS111. Some people would ask themself "how did i end up here" , but not me ... I am use to waking up in weird places. I started to thing what a wounderful world it would be if very thing was black and white. As you can tell I have a little free time on my hands so I have came up with a plan. Once a week i will write a hate letter to a random web page. This weeks hate letter will go to here.

2001-07-11T07:57:00.000-07:00

How did I become an

How many people reading this one day woke up after a night of parties and said .... WOW I am almost 20 ... were did my childhood go? .... I am not kidding we are all grown up now. How sad for us. Well in other news it looks like me and bob fight the battle alone for yet again this week. Well i thank the people ~ Alison, Onos, and those of you who didn't write in the guestbook ~ who came and visit our small web page ... you know what they say about small packages

2001-07-07T15:44:00.000-07:00

DirtyDozen

I have been called a copy cat by some. Hey just because the two pages look the same doesn't mean I tried to make them the same. Any way who really cares, Bob made this page for people that were left out of the DirtyDozen. Hey we don't want to be part of the DirtyDozen we just want to have our own place to write. Besides the DirtyDozen is "Stagnant and Dead" - Jeff .

2001-07-07T10:32:00.000-07:00

The boys are back in town ....

Great song by Thin Lizzy. Well I am back and here to stay. I just added Jeff to our "stupid club for jerks" - Bob. So any more of you stupid jerks who wants to join, can send me or Bob a self addressed stamped envelop with a photo and $19.95 inside. After that a few good men/women will be picked to attend conference where they will go in front of a panel ... or send us an E-mail and get ready to rock.

2001-06-21T11:59:00.000-07:00

Okay, now that I have this thing working, I'm going to start inviting everyone who ever hangs out at my house to post here. I think it's a good idea. Possibly even a great idea. So if you somehow found your way to my page and you think you're cool enough to join my stupid club for jerks, e-mail me at rbest@upei.ca. Do it.

CUNTFUCKSHITASSFAGWHORE

2001-06-18T12:58:00.000-07:00

THIS FUCKING THING KEEPS ERASING MY GODDAMN POSTS AND I HATE IT GO TO HELL DIE FUCKER DIE!!!!!!!!!!