Why the fuck am I here?
It's 6:00am and I didn't sleep all fucking night. I'm not drunk or high or anything, just didn't sleep.
Now I'm on a fucking computer. Jesus Crust. Fuck.

I just broke a UPEI computer

I think that I just wrecked a computer at school. the keyboard stopped working and started beeping no matter what i pressed. it's kind of funny and i don't feel bad because deep down inside, i know that at least one cent of that computer belongs to me. all for me.

Who drank my smirnof ice?

I hate putting that crap in my teeth that makes it white. No, not sperm. The other kind.
Fuck that shit you know what I'm saying. I'm eskimo/micmac. Fuck man.

So I was playing horn downtown the other day, and a guy walking by stops to take our picture. He's just standing there, focusing the camera. All of a sudden, this big fat bitch on a motorized wheelchair comes up behind him on the ramp and yells "Out of my way, I'm handicapped!" or some crap like that. Some people just piss me off. She could have waited three fucking seconds until the guy took the fucking picture. Jesus.

Our party on the weekend was weird, too many people I don't know. On the plus side, I was sick so I got messed up for free and fast. Viva Senor Burns!!!

Roger roger, roger. Over and out.

Oh Yeah!

I forgot that I could post to this page.

50000 seconds left .....

Long long time ago in a far far away place a child was born. 1000's came from far and away to look a this child and wounder from were he got his over powering good looks and intelligents. His name was "Tyler the Great".

the end

Ok so I now have 50,000 no wait 49,489 seconds left of my childhood. On the one hand I feel that I did every that there was to be done, but other times I feel that I miss out on so much. But in an over view