What The Hell
Well lets see it's about 10 after 10 and I am home on my computer writing this message when I should be at the junkyard getting wasted. I went out tonight thinking I was going to get fucking plastered, however when I got the the junkyard I found the lights off and the door locked. Basicly I would just like to send a fuck you out to pain for not informing me that they were going out.

Cracking the Code

Its been a while now that I have been hanging around with the dirtydozen. I have learned many things. The most important is never ever tell them that you don't like something or you will be sorry. The dirtydozen are petty, bitter and sarcastic people that use the same jokes over and over. I just thought I would warn people of the evilness. By the way guys love the pic of me on you page. Can you see the sarcasm ...

Warning ..... This story my bore the hell out of you .... Warning

We all had a great time on Brents birthday without brent. A really good time. Around midnight we order a student party pizza, but had to get it sent to browns court. When 12:15 came around no one would walk up there with me and I put it on my credit card so i had to go get it. All I remember from the walk there is the hunger. When I got there These people that had just moved in started to talk to me. So I got a glass of water off them and talked for a bit. I have no clue what I talked to them about. After they left I walked over to the street light and waited for the pizza ....... by the time I got back to the junkyard an hour had passed by.

Happy Birthday Brent

Its 4:15 in the morning and we[brent, taylor, ,jon, me] are all in kelly @ UPEI. I have my PS2 with me and I really want to hook it up to the big screen, But there is some loser in here with us? What kind of person comes to a computer Lab @ 4:15 in the morning?

Best Quotes of the Summer

I'm trying to put together a list of the summers' best quotes, from everyone associated with the junkyard. It's tough, because as I write this I am forgetting them all. I'll put down the ones I can think of off the top of my head, and anyone who wants to add to this list can either post additions or email me.

Jeff - Elf: Oh come on, it's summer!
Me - You smokum peace pipe?
Mike - The bathroom smells like cock again.
Payne - Everything he says. His best quote will be the topic of a future post (though it might be "I could get it up, but I couldn't get it out").

That's about all I can remember right now. Pretty sad really. There have been so many, but I can't think of them. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. Oh yeah, definitely the most hate-filled quote of the summer so far was what's her name (Crystal, I think) saying "Tracy Flynn got fat off cum". Take that.

Send me more quotes, or I will smother your firstborn with a pillow.

Over and out.

Happy Birthday Taylor and Zain